The.Sarcastic.Loves.

Loves

today in the morning when to meet meiyan
at bt batok c0s she wanna dye hair but
when reach there le she tell mi dunch wanna dye hair
le hahha den after tat we go take taxi to xiaoxiao hse
c0s about meiyan stuff hahha den after tat we reach the gate
we just enter den the guard also nv kaobei wtf lousy guard hse
hahhaa den after tat go find xiaoxiao den toktoktok den at 3
we go to bugis ppl(jeffrey hazel meiyan xiaoxiao bingbing
baoliande aaron(ghey)) den after tat we reach dere le we go find
xiuhui c0s wanna gib her
female de bread hhaaa(cotex)hhahawahahha
after tat meet her le we go meet shawn steven
yulin daniel den after tat buay gum so we walk
into 3 group hha den in the end left mi daniel
hazel yulin haha so i say go find xiaoxiao they
all den c how loh keke after awhile yulin go back
find shawn all den we join xiaoxiao them...
till the bugis junction den we say wanna go to the merina south
there eat steam boat...
den akira cum meet us ...
so all ppl
(akira MI yulin hazel xiaoxiao daniel meiyan baoliande aaron(ghey)
go there liao when at there while waiting for
bus a auntie cum say wanna eat these steam
boat from these place den i take the flyer
n yulin we fold into plane hahha den go to the
back of the busstop we
shoot off den it fly hhaa
to the road diao...hhaha den we take small bus
to the place which auntie
offer n tell tat 10 dollar
each ppl free drink hhaha so gd den eat eat eat most
of the ppl dun wanna care
aaron hhaa
den after tat we was about
to eat finish yulin hazel
daniel mi bingbing go to find toilet hahha den
we erhem..hahha :X den after tat bing bing
dunno run where make
daniel n mi so worry
c0s boy should take care of him den after tat
we were searching like
siao den when we go back
there we saw him hhaha heng arh...
den after tat we eat
finish liao we go take free
bus back to the merina mrt station den daniel n
i actually den stunn den
no ppl take foto wasted sia
but was veri fun hahha thx guys so fun today
the memories ish going
to my history hhaha... k loh den
after tat all go hm liao
which now i'm at hm le hahha den
doing blogging chating
wif friends missing ppl byebye...

erm nth loh
mag went hm le so
sian den still mapling
blogging
nv go out also
but get back
hp le den
aiya dunch
no wat to
say loh haha wed
going to skate
yay finally
sat to0
can go skate
so happi
sia
iloveyou
imissyou
iheartyou
i.ishi.teh.ru
k loh
logging off le c0s nthing to blog marh..

byebye
...playing maple...

IN THE LAST 24 HOURS....
cry: NO. i mean for wat?!
worn jeans: no 3/4 onli
met someone: yes maggie n aaron
done laundry: nO
went hungry: YES.
talked on phone: yes with hazel
said i love you: yeah to k0rkor de maple monkey hahaa
DO YOU BELIEVE IN...yourself: sumtiimes...
your friends: quite alot nnd i can say most best derh is hazel terry joys xiuhui alfreda n someone
tooth fairy: omg so lame put the tooth under the pillow.. hhaaa
destiny/fate: yupx
UFO: nO and of cos not..FRIENDS AND LIFE..
do you ever wished you had another name: yarh..
Do you like anyone: YES.. dunch wish to tell anyone bleah
which of your friends acts most like you: erm.. i dunch knw..
when you cried the most who was there: jjoys,jeffrey,terry,xiaoxiao n alot more haha..
what's the best feeling in the world: being lurve..
what's the worst feeling in the world: being left out n alone..
what time is it now: 11.15AM.
WHICH IS BETTERchocolate or vanilla: CHOCOLATE.
coke or pepsi: coke.
love or lust: loveMac or KFC: MAC.
single or group dates: group...
Adidas or Nike: NIKE..
Lipton tea or Nestea: LIPTON!
cappucino or coffee: cappucino...
Do You..SMoke: LAST TIME now no more .
curse: YES,seldom le.. hahas..
take a shower: YES, of course
have a crush: YES. n0w bahx.
think you've been in love: erm can say so bah haha
like school: nopes..SK0oL SUX
want to get married:not sure..
believe in yourself: NO.
think you're a health freak:ii think so.. last 24 hr nv do any think
drank alchohol: nahx
gone to the mall: YES bt panjang plaza
been on stage: NO.
eaten sushi: nahx.
been dumped: NO.
gone skating: nahx!
dyed your hair: YES!![[fringe]] red colour drop to dark orange
Have You Ever...played a stripping game: NO!!!
changed who you were to fit in: dunch kn0w
hoping to get married: NO ?!

5 FRIENDS t0 do:
-jjoys
-hazel
-terry
-alfreda
-sukii

omg mag arh... y didnt you buy 4d omgomg!! ur parent too my parent to0 haiss... btw luck ish here... hahhaa

i have been grounded,
no more lyfe,
no more skating,
no more going out,
no more hp,
no m0re chatting on phone,
no more mood,
no m0re freedom,
no more going to rink,
no more going to orchard,
no more going to werk,
no more going to meet friends,
no more looking at my dear for one week,
n alot more man..
oh my god!!

fuckin' god my father confiscate my hp again omg!! i just cum hm late onli loh fuck siia so idiot sia omg going to be mad again!! cant contact anione!!

1. How old do you wish you are?- 18 bahx..
2. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?- Er..r... whack the vending machine?& be quieT angrY too.
3. Do you count yourself kind?-maybe sometime
4. if you could be fluent in any other languages , what language would it be?-hokkien, english,vulgarity
5.Do you know your neighbours?-yes buT not verY cLosE
6. do you follow your horoscope?- dunch no
7.would you move for the person you loved?-yup if onli i'm despo for tat ppl..
8.Do you believe that opposites attracts?- Yes
9.Favourite channel?- Channel 8 aNd channel U^^
10. Favourite place to go on weekends?- fuJi iCe-paLace<
12. Do you paint your nails?- eee hate it!!!
13. Do you trust ppl easily?-yup for some onli...
14. what are your phobias?- scare ppl hate mi! like YOU
15.Do you keep a handwritten journal?- last time onli..
16.where would u rather be right now?- Overseas shopping..maybe alone
17.Who makes u feel warm n fuzzy?- jjoys,xiuhui,xiaoxiao & other ppL
18.Heavy or light sleeper?- LighT
19. Are you paranoid??- most of the time *c0s of YOU
20. Are you impatient?-NO i wont do be tat kind..
21. What's eur favourite pick up line?- wat eva loh
22. What`s your main ring tone on your mobile?- dunch no.
23. What were you doing at midnight last night?- Online-ing aNd chatting on phone
24. what did the last text message on your cell phone sae?- n0thing.
25. Most recent movie you watched?- dunch n0
26. Name 3 things you have on you at all times- torto-money-handphone
27. What colour are your bed sheets?- bLue for now
28. What is your fav part of a chicken?- Wings ?
29. ii cant wait till???-k0rkoR toks to mi !! omg!
30. How tall are you barefooted?- 168cm .. so sh0rt lorx=(
31. Do you own a gun?- No larh..wait til one day I become Police then maybe wil hav lorh..xD
32. What do you prefer to drink in the morning?- Warm milo or coffee/ sometime cocacola..
33. Where do you think you will be in ten years?- staying at home doing blogging...hahah lame shit
34. Last thing you ate?- noodles.xD
35. Does some one have a crush on you?- yup the ppl told mi i WAs LikE S0 Embarassing omg!
36. What's your fav candy?- al0t to name(candy from *candy empire) =x
37. If you had 3 wishes , what wud they be?-K0rkoR can tok to mi again!!! - STAY HAPPY with RINK family & - can make most of the ppl be happi.. xP
38. six random people to do this.- xiiuhuii-,-jjoys-,-alfreda-,-hazel-,-terry-,-sukii

today morning at 9am i left my home c0s nid to go meet xiuhui hazel aaron xiaoxiao so i go to cck there meet them when reach hazel n aaron was there liao so we walk around den xiuhui call mi say meet at control room outside... so we go loh den waitwaitwait suddenly *guess wat?? we saw suki haha with her mum...after tat meet liao at around 12 we go to interchange take bus number 190 to city hall there den in bus talk lor veri long sia..reach liao den we walk to penisular plaza thee c ice hockey jersey.. den at 1st to0 early but den at 2 smt open liao walkwalkwalk den go off le l0r ..kk say go hm de... c0s veri dulan sia..

when go hm we take mrt den we saw two boy ..den after tat aaron go take xiuhui hand put at her own nene den it repeat 2 times den after tat at cck we drop off otw walking down to lrt there when at the link bridge one of the boy say...

boy:aboy(to mi) you use ur hand go touch her cheebye

knbccb sia i fucking dulan den i say knn lar...
den after tat in lrt we call ppl sms ppl tok loud loud saying about them... when reach phoenix we point them fuck! when the d0or cl0se they fucking dulan haha...den nuting liao lor...

hal0w just wanna say

I'M BACK IN SINGAPORE

1.Full name: JEFFREY NG YI JIE
2.Name backwards: EIJ IY GN YERFFEJ
3.Meaning of name: DUNCH NO!
4.Nickname: tootboi
5.Screen name:tootboi, tootprince . llallallas~
6.D.O.B: 01 nov 1991
7.Place of birth: indonesia??.
8.Nationality: SINGAPOREAN
9.Current location: bt panjang segar
10.Star sign: scorpio
11.Religion: Tfreethinker.
12.Height: 169cm, I'M SHORT.
13.Weight: ACCEPTABLE.53kg
14.Shoe size: 7
15.Hair colour: BLACK(natural)GOLD(just dye)
16.Eye colour: dark brown
17.Who do you look like: FATHER
18.Innie or outtie: Both
19.Lefty or righty: righty
20.Gay, straight or others: DUNCH NO
21.Best friends:To0 many!!! omg
22.Best friends you trust most:Hazel/aar0n/someone who i dunch wanna tell you guyz bleah!
23.Favouite pals: to0 much!.
24.Best friends of opposite side: to0 much!.
25.Best buddies: to0o0 manii
26.Boyfriend or girlfriens: BOTH
27.Crush:DUNCH WANNA SAY ?! LOLS!
28.Parents: BOTH de best!(:
29.Worst enemy:dunn0
30.Favourite online guy: can i dun say??!
31.Favourite online girl: Joys (:
32.Craziest friend:j0ys, hazel, xiuhui, aaron, weiyi, josephanie, xiaoxiao, meimei, ellis n many m0re
33.Advise friend: hazel, joys, aaron
34.Loudest friend:al0t loh
35.Person you cry with: JOYS?
36.Any sisters: YES! SANDRA NG XIN HUI//nice gurl,scary?!
37.Any brothers: NO! but wish to have one haha
38.Any disease: NO!
39.Pager:can dunch ask stupid qustion!
40.Personal phone line: YES(:
41.Phone: MY OWN6230 xD
42.Lave lamp: nop!
43.Pool or hot tub: in my hse or wad?LOL i stay in hdb wat you think?
44.A car:wait till i'm18 bah hahah
45.Your pesonality:crazy?! bastard!? idiotic nahs.
46.Driving: cant drive loh can can daytona
47.Room: yay own de
48.What missing: my brothership!.
49.School:1st president sk0ol! yus0f ishak secondary sch0ol.
50.Bed: double deck. i sleep at the top
51.Relationship with parents: NORMAL?
52.Believe in yourself: NO!
53.Believe in first sight of love: DUNNNO~
54.Good listener: YES?
55.Get along well with parents:sometime bah.
56.Save e-mail covers: ermerm.. wtf is tat..
57.Pray: YEAH.
58.Believe in recarnation: maybe maybe not
59.Make fun of people: SUMTIMES.
60.Like to talk on the phone: OFCOS 100% YES! almost everyday
61.Want to get married: 7YRS LTR if can
62.Like to drive: yup?
63.Motion sickness: not sure
64.Eat stem of brocoli:depend on m0od
65.Eat chicken with fork: YES! but sometime wif hand
66.Dream in colours: no? yes? dunno~
67.Type with your finger on your home roles: I DUN UNDERSTAND.
68.Sleep with stuff animals: NO
69.Next to you: NO ONE.
70.On the walls of your room: NONE.
71.On your mouse pad:car picture but wish to hav mickey mouse.
72.Dream car:jauguar?lol
73.Dream date:dunnno~romantic
74.Dream honeymoon spot:far place away from singapore
75.Dream husband or wife: arh~~~~ dunch wanna tell you all haha
76.Bedtime: not fix.. haha
77.Under your bed: another bed wahahhaa.
78.Single most important question:burfday wishes can be true?!
79.Bad time of the day: WOKE UP miss SOMEONE
80.Your worst fear:WHEN SOMEONE ISH GONE xD
81.The weather is: dark nth can be seen .
82.Time: 11.29PM
83.Date: 03 NOVEMBER 2006
84.Best trick you did on someone:hazel
85.Hardest thing about growing up: study?!
86.Funniest experience:went in to the gurl toilet
87.Scariest experience: when my com played the S.H.E song on its own omg! gross!!
88.Silliet thing you have ever said:CUT MY HAND!
89.Most desperate and funniest thing I have done to get the opposite sex:buy her a earing on valentine day primary 5 haha n she promise to stead wif mi hahaha
90.Scariest thing while you are with your friends: DUNNO~
91.Worst Feeling: SOMEONE IS GONE//??? which i wan he/she back!
92.Best feeling in the world: LAUGH LIKE MAD wif joys(fake laopo).
93.Theme song:dunno?lmao~~~~

6 people to do this quiz:

`joys
`hazel
`terry
`DANIEL
`xiuhui
`aaron

THIS QUIZ IS LAME.

today ish my burfday hai so bored but xiuhui hazel aaron josephanie huiwen go out with mi so hapi n i t0ok some picture! haha .. cute hair style.. tml den blogging!

omg!! today ish MY BURFDAY!!! cant believe rite yup i felt t0o c0s it was just like last w3ek which i just having my burfday bash haha... thx f0r all the ppl wh0 hav taken care of mi in my family in the rink in the sk0ol thx al0t guyz you guyz must take care... blog later bah....

today went to skate den i was like so boring... haha den joys n xiuhui cum but nv skate keke den after skate dunno y jacks0n stomach ache.. painpain..

take care w0r jackson